{"id":2516,"date":"2014-02-13T15:29:07","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T17:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/?p=2516"},"modified":"2026-03-02T15:10:20","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T18:10:20","slug":"adaptacoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/?p=2516","title":{"rendered":"Adapta\u00e7\u00f5es"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sabe quando voc\u00ea tem muita coisa na cabe\u00e7a? \u00c9 mais ou menos isso a\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"background-color:#fbccbb\" class=\"has-background\"><em>&#8220;Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn&#8217;t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I&#8217;m a walking clich\u00e9. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There&#8217;s something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I&#8217;m way overdue. If I stop putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn&#8217;t fat I would be happier. I wouldn&#8217;t have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that&#8217;s fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more, improve myself. What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I&#8217;d be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident. Isn&#8217;t that what women are attracted to? Men don&#8217;t have to be attractive. But that&#8217;s not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it&#8217;s my brain chemistry. Maybe that&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I&#8217;llstill be ugly though. Nothing&#8217;s gonna change that.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Extra\u00eddo da cena inicial de&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0268126\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Adapta\u00e7\u00e3o (2002)<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabe quando voc\u00ea tem muita coisa na cabe\u00e7a? \u00c9 mais ou menos isso a\u00ed&#8230; &#8220;Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn&#8217;t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3300,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[71],"class_list":["post-2516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cinema","tag-adapatacao"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3301,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516\/revisions\/3301"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cacau.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}